Under Major Construction
"Pioneering the future of charity... slowly."
(Progress updated whenever we remember to.)
- 💸 99% of donations went to making this check look real.
- 🕒 3 hours debating if "A HUGE MITZVAH" was too subtle.
- 📉 ROI: None, but we believe in miracles!
- 🚧 Construction: Ongoing since 2001.
(Every click fills our imaginary bank account.)
*Disclaimer: The check is decorative. Real donations are accepted elsewhere.
Stay tuned: A real website coming soon. Maybe.